Kristeene was born in Masterton, New Zealand, and graduated from Otago University after studying geography, statistics and postgraduate philosophy. She has spent the majority of her working life in Information Technology. She has always had an active imagination and began putting her thoughts on paper while writing speeches, then decided to try her hand at writing a novel. Kristeene has just recently gotten into stand-up comedy after attending a course at the New Zealand Comedy School in Wellington. She currently lives in Wellington, New Zealand with her three cats.
Amelia is 49, fast approaching 50, single, long-term dateless and constantly brooding over a lost love of 25 years ago. She passes the years fantasising over Gary Guzzler, an aging rock star, whom she has loved and idolised since she was a teenager, and who has begun touring again after a long hiatu...
